Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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