I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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