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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.

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• (323): View more from California

  Booty call?

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  Dude you don't even follow my twitter

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am

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• (334): View more from Alabama

  Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.

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• (405): View more from Oklahoma

  No clues in my phone. Only dialed call: my own social security number. And that was before 10:00pm.

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• (315): View more from New York

  Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.

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• (209): View more from California

  Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....

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• (712): View more from Iowa

  I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder

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