I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it