Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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