he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
Randomize