he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
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Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
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I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
Damn victory sex feels great
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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