I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
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I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
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i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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