Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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