why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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