The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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