so explain again why im purple
no
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
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Jesus Christ, she just started playing Enya and is humming along to it. Way, way, way too hungover to deal with her shitty taste in music
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
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You should hear the lecture my mom just gave me about cooking pizzas when im drunk because "I could have died".
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
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