Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
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All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
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my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
The adults are the big ones right?
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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