why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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