i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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