But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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