Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
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I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
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Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
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