I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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