I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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