So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
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Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
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My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
I wish there were birth control emojis
seeing two freshman taking a cab home at noon on a Monday makes me realize how much worse my life choices could have been
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Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
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