so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
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youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
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The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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