in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
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Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
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I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
2020 sucks, I want a refund
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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