well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
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I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
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Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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