I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
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so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
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7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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