i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
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