K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
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remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
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I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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