He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
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He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
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You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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