laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
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I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Sorry if I put you in that 'glad we're hanging out but I'm gonna go fuck your cousin' kind of position
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She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
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