i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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