After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Girls should come with a carfax report
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
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