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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
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she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
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was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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