Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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