i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
babies were throwing up all over the place
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
You wear a dinosaur suit one time and everyone thinks you're a furry. Fucking hell, man.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Randomize
