Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
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You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
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I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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