Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
I think pants incapable of making pants work
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Randomize
