i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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