why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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