My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
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I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
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What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
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