Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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