Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Bring me that man meat
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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