pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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