We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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