One girl and one boy is just not enough.
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
The woman in the hospital bed next to me just got diagnosed with flea bites on her vag.
Whaaaaaat? No way.
Now a discussion of pigs vs. dog as carrier.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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