Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
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then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
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Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
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