I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
You left me a message at 3am crying because you just found out there's a Paddington Bear statue in Peru.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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