I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
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