Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
Aunt Jean just announced that her pubic hair is getting thicker as her head hair gets thinner. As a family we are just not a people of mystery.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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