I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
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You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
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Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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