this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I just googled if crying burns calories
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
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