Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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