Me too!
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
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Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
My ex-fiancee UPS-ed me a sixer of tall boys, and a fifth of bourbon for christmas, from halfway across the country. What does this mean?
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Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
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