i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
there is glitter all over my balls
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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