If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
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she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
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You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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