just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
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