doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
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The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
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Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
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