FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
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