Do vagina's smell?
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
The only good thing about this is that the pharmacy guy will stop trying to add me on Facebook.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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